This is NOT how I'll be doing it on a 40 degree day 2012, although truth be told, those evergreens they seemed so fond of back then, would have a much better chance of standing up to the heat than my Magnolias will. If all else fails (there might not be any Magnolia's blooming for me to pick) I'm going to stick bits of succulent in little glass jars and light a few candles...
Please supply your own one liners. I know you will, and I know they'll be funny (you never disappoint - your comments are always hilarious) Some of these arrangements are begging for them - if only I had more time...you probably won't have time to comment either come to think of it, but you can think funny comments in your head - that's what I did!
"Perch a cascade of carnations and holly atop an elegant silver candelabra"
"Be sure to fireproof the greenery"
"Here's an arrangement you could make from the lower branches cut off a too tall Christmas tree"
"It's a Merry Christmas breakfast table"
"Simple yet sophisticated use of evergreen tips and cones"